A chain of stores that sells husbands has just opened in a town near you. The idea is that a single woman may visit the store an choose her husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch … You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a spouse.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 5,3018 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
[Footnote: This funny husband joke was kindly sent by Isi]
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What are the lessons that we so deeply need to learn? Are they lessons of making things better and bright? Are they lessons of change making things right?
Are they lessons that teach us today? Lessons of hope, are they honest and true? These lessons are what make me and you!
These lessons we learn are they happy or sad? Do we love and forgive or do we stay mad? The lessons in life are future events.
Lessons not handled make empty a plan, a lesson in life is like two birds in the hand. One lesson to love one lesson to hate. Which one to choose? Which one to make.
Lessons not easy so hard to discern, no better answer than the lesson well learned. Learn the lessons the people say. Lessons well learned are easy to replay.
When the lesson is learned you don’t make the same plan. You know the one that was messed up, that bad deal of a hand.
Lessons in life are awesome at best because of the change that it makes in our hearts. They are lessons in life that never depart. Learn the lessons with all your heart.
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I’ve gained 2lbs from last months loss of 3 I’ll have to restart tomorrow if it is to be.
A restriction life isn’t as bad as it seems. I still have love and friendships. Great times with all they deem.
@jojo.
As my diet has taken so long to transform me and im still not in the healthy range. I have put more emphasis on my love of life. In the people around me. I transform my environment , which was more instant. I was slow to rise for a time . Rather than allow my feelings overwhem my actions .I took every days morning to write a few words in the journal. Simple things I did while waiting to walk again. I lost 1 inch off my foot, yet it didn’t make me happy to gain it somehow on my backside. I make the best of it. Learn what ancient culture say about breathing . Making my environment sterile. Finding laughter where my neighbors only see despair. How too carpe diem without getting out of bed.
So slow this fat transforms . But I know I will get there . Sometime fast sometimes slow the scale slowly goes. I’ve learned if there’s a will there’s a way. So I learned about will power and temptations while reading. As curious as it may seem a glimmer of chance. A what IF? What if the time it takes to transform my obesity into a hulk of man also help me to live longer? The time I spend transforming isn’t lost , but adds a few years to middle of my life.
If I can’t exercise I eat only the number of calories I will use for the day. I choose the foods that heal now . Like amazon I no longer live to feel full in my stomach , but in my heart. I did not know how to love myself enough, or that I should. Thanks to mosely and his crew I found this doable way to love what I eat in a way that keeps me getting thinner by a few pounds a month. Sometimes slow sometimes fast. I will keep on Keepin on till I’m whom I used to be at last.
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14 Sep 14