Hi. I’m a 38 yo male from Australia. I’m 194cms tall and, five weeks ago, I weighed 95kgs. After five weeks on the Fast Diet I am still, as expected, 194cms tall but, more unexpectedly, I’m also still 95kgs. That’s right I lost nothing. Absolutely nothing. I don’t know how this even possible, but frankly I’m a little pissed off, and not just because I have a mild crush on Michael Moseley (it’s the lisp, the messy hair and the fact he used to be psychiatrist, which makes me think he’d be a good listener, though I know that psychiatrists are awful listeners).
Honestly, the fasting hasn’t been much of a challenge. In fact I’ve weirdly enjoyed it, and I’m sure I’m getting other health benefits from the diet. But I didn’t do 5:2 for those reasons – I did it to lose weight!
I’m the classic guy who never had to do anything to stay in shape, so I was always a bit lazy about looking after myself… until I got “skinny fat” in my late-20s. My partner is a superb cook (http://www.cookeatblog.com) and we like to eat and drink (I do a lot of food, wine and travel writing) and we both knew we were getting fat. So we took up cycling. We did lose weight, but couldn’t shift our guts. So we decided to try 5:2. Today is the last fasting day of five weeks and, as I said, I’ve lost nothing.
So what are we doing wrong? My partner has been responsible for the calorie-restricted meals on fasting days. We’ve been VERY strict – no cheating whatsoever. But he hasn’t lost anything either. Admittedly, we got slack with the cycling (we’ve been super busy with work) and we’re not exactly eating like birds on our normal days. Plus, we drink – though not half as much as we used to. But I swear: we’re not eating or drinking any more than we did before we started 5:2. In fact, I’d say we’re eating less (one noticeable benefit: I don’t feel as hungry as I used to). And we very rarely, if ever, eat junk food or sweets.
Frankly, it’s just weird. In fact I can’t believe this is even mathematically possible. Does anyone have any theories? Michael, can you hear me? Don’t make me fall out of love with you…
8:22 am
9 Oct 14